15 Second Reviews: Men Who Stare at Goats & 2012

2012:: This just might be the stupidest movie anyone has ever thrown up on the big screen, and yet, in that it is so ridiculously bad, it's a work of art. Most everything that happens is dumb but the WOA factor in which the destruction of the planet chases after John Cusack and his hapless family is astounding. This is an instant classic..with shots.. in that you should be drinking all through the 3 hours.

The Men Who Stare at Goats:: Did you go into this movie thinking it would be all light and retardedly funny and they'd actually have some crazy government funded super powers? So did I..and I was hoping, but the reality was a bit more depressing..and reality did dominate, sadly. It's still quirky enough to make you laugh out loud often and Clooney just destroys on screen. Worth a shot!